It's even on t-shirts. As you can probably tell from looking at the title, it's the Rules for Dating my Daughter meme that irritates the pacifist right out of me. Why would this irritate me? It's not funny when you have a son. It's not funny when someone assumes your Star Wars watching, animal loving boy is a threat to anyone. Macho Rules for Dating my Daughter, I've got some feedback for you and your silly little rule list.
Are you counting on my son to pay your bills while you sit around, pull the bedbugs out of your navel, and write stupid ass rules for dating your daughter? School is his job right now. Obviously, it was never your focus. Understand I don't like you. Understand he probably doesn't care. Also, understand your snotty little princess might get on my last nerve.
That's an odd statement. Are you on any psychiatric drugs or did you fail basic physics in school? You hurt her, I hurt you. First of all, that is a comma splice. You would have learned fancy writing skills in school. Also, DO NOT threaten my son. If you hurt him, I can promise that you will never know what hit you. I will fly at you with some Lifetime movie level shenanigans like the Wicked Witch of the West on meth riding a Dyson.
Be home 30 minutes early. Then tell BOTH of them to be home 30 minutes earlier than you originally said. Just give a damn time. Why does my son need legal representation? Is dating your daughter is a crime because she is such a special princess? If you lie to me, I will find out. You're the high bidder on this item, but the reserve price hasn't been met yet. You've been outbid by someone else. You can still win! You've been outbid by someone else's max bid.
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Dad's T-Shirt Outlines Rules for Daughter's Dating
A Mom's Reply to "Rules for Dating my Daughter"
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